but dude--i am KEEPING that morgan freeman can.
anyway--here is some shit i found while cleaning today:
things i hate about airports
(in no particular order)
1) TVs--loud, always on
2) HUGE # of people
4) overpriced bad food
5) NO CELLPHONE SERVICE!!!
6) lack of electrical outlets
7) never a clock when you need one
8) carrying all my shit everywhere
9) obnoxious airline people
10) too much perfume--tne it DOWN people!!!
11) unwashed passengers
12) NOISE NOISE NOISE!!!
some quotes written on random pieces of paper:
- certain organic chemicals of value to me are bound up in your body. kindly die and rot. --jeff freeman 02-23-2001
- he was using a method of distraction as a fixer-upper for a lack of personal responsibility. (no idea who said that)
- one must have chaos within oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. --nietzsche
i know sam is a true friend because i can call her "dumbass" and she doesn't get mad.